1.You know at least 10 "Dai's"
2.You have to explain what "togs" are and more importantly what "daps" are
3.You've suddenly realized that you are 10p short for the Severn bridge
4."Fi'n hoffi coffi" does not mean fluency in Welsh
5.You've bumped into someone you know on your holidays in the Costa del sol
6.Proper, Cwtch, Tidy, Potch, Dap, and Courting are daily used phrases
7.You support any team that plays against England
8.You know at least one person who claims they were in school with either Charlotte Church, Katherine Jenkins, Ioan Gryffudd or Catherine Zeta-Jones
9.You wince when you see a Welsh person making a t*at of themselves on TV and they usually have the strongest Welsh accent ever
10.That coat is indeed my jacket
11.You raise a small cheer when you see the "Croeso I Gymru" on the M4 or Welcome to Wales as you come down the hill from Ross into Monmouth.
12.You're a fluent Welsh speaker but turn the pamphlet/leaflet over and read the English version
13.You last name is one of the following: Williams, Gwynne, Bevan, Llewellyn, Morgan, Rees, Powell, Howell, Davies, Lewis, Thomas, Jones, Griffiths, Morris, Evans, James, Roberts, Jenkins, Owen or Ap Windsor
14.When you go abroad you have to explain to people where Wales is, and that it is not part of England
15.You can name all the celebrities that have any connection to Wales
16.You own a Stereophonic's CD
17.Hugh Pugh, Max Boyce and Derek the Weatherman are all TV personalities you recognize
18.You know who exactly Aneurin Bevan is and what exactly he is famous for
19.A village/town 3 miles away is described locally as being just around the corner or just down the road
20.You don't know the surnames of any of you friends, you refer to them instead as Dai the Milk, Will the shop, Ron Top Road, or Mark Ty-Draw
21.You remember watching Ivor the Engine, Will Quack Quack, Sam Tan and Super Ted
22.A butty is your mate not a sandwich
23.The word "Never" is used on a daily basis and everything "does my head in"
24.You've used the phrase "I'll be there now in a minute" on several occasions